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The Back of My Shirt

Disclaimer: This is what happens when I randomly shop for clothes.
So the other day I was in Super Target (pronounced Tar-jey).  I was looking for toothpaste.  I can never remember where they keep the toothpaste. So I rolled the dice and had to guess which side to enter.  Of course, I was wrong.  
So I [...]

I Do Not Have Whiskers

I don’t exactly remember the situation but the other day someone made a comment about my “whiskers.”
Hmm…I have a beard not whiskers.
Cats have whiskers.
Foxes have whiskers
Tigers have whiskers
Bears have whiskers…wait…do bears have whiskers?
OLD MEN have whiskers.
I HAVE A BEARD!!!
I did a little research and whiskers are pretty important.  I know this because I looked at [...]

A Crab Wonton a day…

So tonight I hung out with friends at PF Chang’s.  (Note to self: when going to PF Chang’s on a Saturday night with a party of 13…eat before you come because you will be hungry by the time you are seated.  We waited about 2 hours)  
We had fun. We laughed a ton and I [...]

What should have taken 15 minutes…

Don’t you hate it when something you KNEW should only take a short period of time ends up taking FOREVER!
This happened to me and Eric today.  Let me set it up for you.
About a year ago, Rob and I created an efficient way for us to place banners out in front of the building. We [...]

Rhymenoceros is Rockin!

I am in 2 Fantasy Football leagues.  I have never had much success in these leagues.  I obsess about who to start and who to bench.  I hardly ever get it right.  Probably because the bar I set for this is perfection.  It’s like that in my other hobbies too.  For example, if I am [...]

Who you gonna call?

1) Body shop because I ran my Tahoe against a tree this week (very very frustrated)
2) My MOM!  Tell her I love her.  She found out she does NOT have Thyroid cancer.  I am so relieved.  Praise God!
3) Of course…Ghostbusters

Who you gonna call?

Grasshopper Like Reflexes

At the Staff Getaway, there were many many grasshoppers on the back porch.  I learned 2 things…1) I scream just as loud when a grasshopper jumps on me as if a spider jumped on me (or if I saw a bear) and 2) I learned that grasshoppers have cat-like reflexes.  So much so, I wonder [...]

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