Disclaimer: This is what happens when I randomly shop for clothes.
So the other day I was in Super Target (pronounced Tar-jey). I was looking for toothpaste. I can never remember where they keep the toothpaste. So I rolled the dice and had to guess which side to enter. Of course, I was wrong.
So I [...]
The Back of My Shirt
I Do Not Have Whiskers
I don’t exactly remember the situation but the other day someone made a comment about my “whiskers.”
Hmm…I have a beard not whiskers.
Cats have whiskers.
Foxes have whiskers
Tigers have whiskers
Bears have whiskers…wait…do bears have whiskers?
OLD MEN have whiskers.
I HAVE A BEARD!!!
I did a little research and whiskers are pretty important. I know this because I looked at [...]
A Crab Wonton a day…
So tonight I hung out with friends at PF Chang’s. (Note to self: when going to PF Chang’s on a Saturday night with a party of 13…eat before you come because you will be hungry by the time you are seated. We waited about 2 hours)
We had fun. We laughed a ton and I [...]
What should have taken 15 minutes…
Don’t you hate it when something you KNEW should only take a short period of time ends up taking FOREVER!
This happened to me and Eric today. Let me set it up for you.
About a year ago, Rob and I created an efficient way for us to place banners out in front of the building. We [...]
Rhymenoceros is Rockin!
I am in 2 Fantasy Football leagues. I have never had much success in these leagues. I obsess about who to start and who to bench. I hardly ever get it right. Probably because the bar I set for this is perfection. It’s like that in my other hobbies too. For example, if I am [...]
Who you gonna call?
1) Body shop because I ran my Tahoe against a tree this week (very very frustrated)
2) My MOM! Tell her I love her. She found out she does NOT have Thyroid cancer. I am so relieved. Praise God!
3) Of course…Ghostbusters
Who you gonna call?
Grasshopper Like Reflexes
At the Staff Getaway, there were many many grasshoppers on the back porch. I learned 2 things…1) I scream just as loud when a grasshopper jumps on me as if a spider jumped on me (or if I saw a bear) and 2) I learned that grasshoppers have cat-like reflexes. So much so, I wonder [...]